Gatorbytes are the free, no-login starter kits that ship inside Bayou Bytes — self-contained files and plain-language guides you can open in any browser and use today. They’re the takeaways, not the newsletter issues themselves.
Your logging is probably fine — your alerting is the open question. Pick five events that must never happen quietly, run the three-question test, then generate one on purpose and record what actually reached a human.
Get the kit ↗The afternoon that finds what a departure left open — the identity hunt across ten places access hides, the six-month rule for who to audit, the verify-in-the-system pass, and the revocation log.
Get the kit ↗The one-afternoon login-surface review — the 12-category door inventory, the per-door MFA coverage matrix, the legacy-path kill list, and the help-desk verification script.
Get the kit ↗The two-hour RMM review — the five-question hardening checklist, a patch verification log that turns “we’re patched” into evidence, four session tells worth alerting on, and the 90-day retro-hunt worksheet.
Get the kit ↗Prove a restore in 45 minutes — the drill agenda, a restore log that doubles as audit-prep evidence, the 3-2-1-1-0 self-check, and a quarterly rotation planner.
Get the kit ↗A 60-minute ransomware drill, zero consultants — facilitator agenda, three scenario decks, role cards, and an after-action register that turns the hour into dated evidence.
Get the kit ↗One row per vendor and three questions that surface real third-party risk, plus a contract-clause checklist and a tabletop breach drill.
Get the tracker ↗Scope a compliance client in ~20 minutes — twelve questions, a three-tier service menu, and the margin math for turning work you already do into a billable line.
Get the worksheet ↗Find every AI tool your org already uses: the 3-question discovery drill, an AI tool inventory, and a 1-page acceptable-use policy template — the 30-minute version of an AI governance program.
Get the kit ↗Stop hunting for proof at audit time — a ready-to-run register that ties each control to the evidence behind it, one row per artifact, ready to reuse.
Get the register ↗Why Govern is so often the weakest function in a first assessment — and the three policies that move the needle fastest, with a tracker you can run on your own environment this week.
Get the tracker ↗The field guide: the gaps auditors flag first, with exactly what evidence closes each one — for IT leads, vCISOs, MSPs, and founders prepping a first audit.
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